UPDATE: Ugly Chair (again!)

Alright, well, another "failed" attempt, but this time I am just sticking to it.

Remember that chair that I had spray painted CHARTREUSE!?  Well, I had thought (briefly) about just leaving it that bright green color, but then I realized that every time I look at it, I want to vomit.  So, I was out at Lowe's a couple weeks ago, so I stopped by their spray paint aisle and scanned the colors until I got to the "greens"....I looked for the "most discrete" color I could find...because let's be honest...I needed discrete this time!

So I found a color (called Oregano, actually) and thought..."mine as well give it a try!"

We had a surprisingly warm day (once again), so I took the chair back out in the grass and sprayed it down. 

This is how it turned out...not "great", but it's a little more muted than the other color, so I am going to stick with it and just "leave it at that".  NO more spraying...I. AM. DONE.

Here it is...

This is the "BEFORE" picture in case you forgot...

And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the AFTER picture!!

 Which one do YOU like better??